Does anyone have ideas for a duck rap?
Posted by adminSep 6
Theres this girl I like and I wanna make a rap for her about ducks (inside joke) so, idk, i need things ducks do and funny things too. Even maybe things that Donald duck or Daffy duck used to do.
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Comment by chickdoc101 on September 6, 2010 at 9:13 am
Funny you should mention this.
Last night I was remembering the time I was a teenager.
I thought up funny things I could say and sing in my Donald Duck voice. Some sort of like an Andrew Dice Clay routine.
Daisy Duck was also a character.
Unfortunately I can’t repeat them to you, they are all rated NC-17.
"Donald Rappin" his name plus words that rhyme with duck and bill.
"Donald Learns from Drinking"
"Donald is Possessed, Scares Kids at Disney Land and Gets Fired"
"Donald **** *** ***** ****** from Daisy"
But definately be a gentleman (or gentle duck) to her.
Remember after the routine, assuming she likes it and you win her over, you’ll have to use your own real self to keep her.
Without having to resort to Duck Tape.
Otherwise you might have to Duck N Cover!
Good Luck
hey that also rhymes